Sex Therapy 101: Employee Of The Month
Sex isn’t that hard to come by, good sex is rare and great sex almost doesn’t exist. When we find that partner that gives it to us right it’s a feeling of accomplishment. A perfect sex partner is like the employee of the month and/or your best salesman of the year. The culture of corporate America is to never, under any circumstance, let your best employee go. Once you accomplish the job of satisfaction, you ain’t going no where.
It’s very easy, yet unsatisfying, to just hop in the bed grab, rub, lick, suck, bang, fuck but what’s the purpose? We all search for that corporate climber who is the best person for the job of handling the “business.” Many workers come and go but your top salesman will always be the best and remembered for being it. He/she knows exactly how to negotiate and close the deal and we think about our business transaction even when we’re engaging in another activity not regarding “business transaction”
Good employees are hard to come by so before you fire your salesman of the year take a look at the unemployement line.
By K.E.L.L.s
